Jenny Wu 邬珍妮 🇺🇸🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌹✊🏾 @[email protected]

Can I call it zero waste if a raccoon comes and takes all my trash?

I don't know why people keep giving these to me but I now have quite the collection.

@Methylcobalamin

"Jesus take the wheel"

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/jesus-take-the-wheel/

@cstross

Allow me to quote myself from 2020:

I've been thinking about a zombie movie. Zombies are attacking, but the President only denies that they exist because he can't admit mistakes. Eventually a zombie bites the President, and now he's screaming 'brains! feed me brains!'. So everybody has to go along with it because he's the President, zombie Congress won't impeach him, and zombiism officially does not exist.
I think this is a more realistic zombie movie than all the previous ones.

@cstross When the first streamer gets bitten and and gets more views as a zombie, other streamers are quick to join. Some only fake it.

Not everyone gets bad Zombie sickness. Some just have high toned screams and like Taylor Swift.

@cstross indeed. Dan Drezner, a IR professor who wrote ‘Theories of International Politics and Zombies’ has had to reevaluate how actual systems would react in such an event.

@cstross And all this may make the zombies look like the more intelligent species on the planet. At least those appreciate brains 😂​.

What COVID19 has taught us about the Zombie Apocalypse is that there will be zombie denialists, zombie virus infection parties, zombie conspiracy theorists, and politicians ruthlessly exploiting lies about zombies to kill off demographics who won't vote for them—and when a vaccine against Z-virus is invented there will be zombie anti-vaxxers (some of them funded by the Kremlin for shits and giggles).